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Mean Machine
2001Age guide: 12+
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See it on the shelfDisgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers.…
★ 6.3/10 · 675 TMDB audience ratings
Starring
Vinnie JonesDanny Meehan
David KellyDoc
David HemmingsGovernor
Ralph BrownBurton
Vas BlackwoodMassive
Robbie GeeTrojan
Geoff BellRatchett
John ForgehamSykes
Audience reviews from TMDB · may contain spoilers
John Chard: 1-0 to the Mean Machine. Mean Machine is an English reworking of Robert Aldrich's 1974 beefcake Burt Reynolds starrer, The Longest Yard. Substituting… Read full review