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The Machine
2023Age guide: 16+
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Checked 11 Nov 2026 · Data: JustWatch
See it on the shelfBert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland…
★ 5.8/10 · 233 TMDB audience ratings
Starring
Bert KreischerBert
Mark HamillAlbert
Jimmy TatroYoung Bert
Stephanie KurtzubaLeeAnn
Nikola ĐuričkoIgor
Iva BabićIdina
Martyn FordSponge
Robert MaaserAlexei
Audience reviews from TMDB · may contain spoilers
CinemaSerf: Nope, this just wasn't for me. We start off watching a pretty unfunny stand up routine from "Bert" (Bert Kreischer) that pretty quickly… Read full review
Louisa Moore - Screen Zealots: Happy surprises that come out of left field are sometimes the best, especially when it comes to low-concept comedies. I went in to… Read full review