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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025Age guide: 16+

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While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her…

★ 6.3/10 · 456 TMDB audience ratings

Starring

  • Rose ByrneLinda
  • Conan O'BrienTherapist
  • A$AP RockyJames
  • Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
  • Delaney QuinnChild
  • Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
  • Ivy WolkDiana
  • Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant

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Audience reviews from TMDB · may contain spoilers

Brent Marchant: In an age where life’s everyday challenges can test our wits, becoming overwhelmed is a real possibility when they pile up. Just ask… Read full review

CinemaSerf: Rose Byrne turns in a terrific performance here, but I found the thrust of the plot to be just a bit too much… Read full review

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